Genius Like Mine

I know I just posted earlier today, but Mike and I just had a conversation that was too funny not to be documented. But first, some explanation is necessary.

A few months ago, Mike and I were driving somewhere and talking about our respective high school experiences (his, in the early nineties; mine, in the late nineties). I turned to him and said, "Did you ever play the penis game?"

My boyfriend almost spit out his soda. "What?!"   More...

I know,  I know...I make a big deal over this website, I fish for compliments by asking you to post comments saying how glad you are that I'm back (well, I didn't tell you verbatim to word it that way - but I'm sure it was implied), and then I don't post for a while.

Gentle readers, rest assured that I have a good reason. And that reason is real estate. Yes, I am buying a house. And when I say I, I mean we. Yes, a full-fledged, actual dwelling, with our names on the deed and a quarter-acre lot big enough for two medium-sized dogs and a potentially breakaway cat. More...

So I'm doing the dishes and setting up the coffee for tomorrow morning when Mike calls me from the office: "C'mere, I want to show you something."

 "But I'm right in the middle of scrubbing pots," I yell back, before thinking to myself: Goddamn it. I am sounding dangerously close to domestic. So I put the pot down and go in to see what he wants, and then he says: "Want to see what your Valentine's Day present is?" And pulls up this website. He looks at me with a grin. "I re-did it for you." More...